By Anthony on May 24, 2012
I’ve grown rather cynical in my old age of 24. I’ve heard it said over and over that your mid-20’s are the worst years of your life, probably because I repeat that fact to myself every morning in the mirror. In an effort to harness that pessimistic energy and share it with you, I have comprised a list of things in life that just plain suck. These are things and experiences we all share, but rarely discuss. And so, my friends, I ask you to let the hate flow through you as we recognize these 30 things that suck....READ MORE
By Anthony on April 24, 2012The transition from college into real life is every bit as hard as it seems. It's an emotional roller coaster that one can only understand by undergoing the experience first-hand. Luckily for you, my ability to capture this experience in a second person narrative is uncanny to say the very least. So strap in and get comfortable as I take you on a journey through the 5 Stages of Your Freshman Year in the Real World.... READ MORE
By Anthony on April 9, 2012
For those of you who thought, "Damnit, now that I saw Titanic 3D I have nothing to look forward to in the theaters for the rest of the year," I want you to stop reading right now and kill yourself. Now that those useless persons are no longer with us, I present to you a list of 21 must-see movies coming out in 2012 in order from kind of awesome to mind-blowingly epic....READ MORE
"Hey Mom, you know that's not Dad, right?"
By Anthony on April 2, 2012
Until very recently, I was a firm believer that single was the way to go. I went through college without having a relationship last any longer than 3 months because I thought the whole idea of being with only one person was impossible and stupid. It just didn’t feel natural. However, when you find someone equally as awesome as you who likes the same awesome stuff, laughs at your awesome jokes, and has the same generally awesome outlook on life, the desire grows to form a monogamous relationship with that person. For those of you who have found that, congratulations, you’ve become a normal member of our society. For those of you who haven’t, well, science says you might be onto something... READ MORE
By Mowry on April 1, 2012Ahh yes, Wrestlemania 28 is finally upon us this Sunday in Miami, Florida, live on pay-per-view. The WWE has done their job and put together a very good card that should make for one of the better Wrestlemania's in recent history. The event is highlighted by John Cena taking on The Rock in his hometown, after they have been building up their showdown for almost a year now... READ MORE
By Anthony and Atkins on March 20, 2012Day drinking is a rather ambitious activity. Very rarely does something that starts out so great end up so bad. Somewhere in between soaking up the sun, crushing your 10th beer and wandering around aimlessly with complete strangers, things go horribly wrong. You're never really sure when that time is coming either. One moment you're having a grand time in the sun, the next you're contemplating how hard it is to run and jump from rooftop to rooftop... READ MORE
By Anthony on March 16, 2012
If you haven't noticed yet, life kind of sucks. But it doesn't have to suck all the time. Some days you wake up with an erection and the energy to masturbate. Today is one of those days for you. And here are 10 reasons why: READ MORE
By Anthony on February 24, 2012
Last year when someone asked me what I was giving up for Lent, I responded with “A religion that forces people to be intolerant of anyone who’s different from them.” Judging by the blank look of shock on their face, I came to the conclusion that it’s not socially acceptable to answer that way. So this year, instead of being standoffish, I decided to just pull the same move I pulled with my New Year’s Resolutions and reverse it. Here are 21 things I am most certainly not giving up for Lent.... READ MORE
By Demetrius on February 17, 2012For some reason that I'll never understand people have absolutely no problem with asking a friend to fix their computer. This is something you won't see in literally any other field. When people ask for help on a car they do it together. When people need help with something around the house, it's a team effort. You need a virus cleaned off your computer and only your nerdy friend can help you because they're nerdy so they must know everything about fixing computers. I'm here to help you before you lose another friend... READ MORE
By Anthony on February 16, 2012
I remember thinking when I was a kid how cool life would be as an adult. I promised myself as soon as I got the opportunity I’d go to city hall, get my official stamp of adulthood and ride off into the sunset to live a care-free life. Even throughout high school and college I thought for some reason there was a special adult ceremony where you get initiated into the real world. Unfortunately this is not how it works. It doesn’t happen on a single day or in a single moment. You become an adult through many moments of sudden clarity where you realize, “Hey, I’m not a confused college asshole anymore. Now I’m a confused adult asshole!” ... READ MORE
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