If there was no rage in the world, life wouldn't be worth living.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

Rage makes the world go 'round.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

The other day I was playing video games, having a good time. I got into what I was doing and dropped my controller by accident right on my toe. It hit my toe so perfectly that I thought I broke it. The ensuing pain caused me to go outside and flip a car over. True story.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

The other day I was on my way home from work and figured I would stop by Burger King, because who can eat McDonald's every day? I order a meal and when I get to the window the cashier hands me my drink and a bag with a sandwich but no fries. When I didn't move because I was missing fries she had the audacity to give me attitude. So I robbed her to teach her the lesson of always giving somebody their fries.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

I think I've complained about this before but I think it's worth complaining about again. Why is it so hard for Subway employees to put a little effort into making my sandwich even though I'm standing there watching them? Just put a little love and effort into it so that when I go to eat it everything doesn't fall out of the sub and I suddenly have a salad.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

Here are some rage comics to help you end your day. I would tell you a story about some rage I've had recently but I'm a little busy at the moment.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

I was at the Wendy's drive-thru ordering some food and the person taking my order couldn't hear me properly the first time. I had to repeat my order three more times, enunciating every word clearly. When I finally got to the window to pay, my order was wrong. That's when I turned into the Incredible Hulk and started flipping cars over in the parking lot, you may have seen it on the news.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

Yesterday I was driving down a highway and needed to turn around. Since there was a median I didn't know that you couldn't eventually take a U-turn but would need to use a jughandle turn, only there weren't any signs for it. I missed one and had to drive a half mile down the road before I could turn around. I burned down the city for not having proper signs.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

I was driving the other day when I thought I would be a nice person and let somebody pull out. As soon as that person pulled out the douchebag behind him pulled out as well, even though I didn't wave him through. Did it make a big deal? No, but I've never wanted to get out and beat somebody as bad as I did then. You wait your turn you asshole.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage

I was at the gym yesterday trying to find the dumbbells I needed and couldn't figure something out. How exactly do the weights get misplaced? When you use the weights you want you put them back exactly where you found them. It would be impossible for them to be put in the wrong spot if everybody did this. I hate people so much.

Posted by Atkins under Tuesday's Rage