In all honesty I think Mr. McFeely here is ten times scarier than Purple Panda. Nothing says pedophile quite like a bowtie and combat boots. My only question is what the fuck were these kids expecting? Like, they were the ones who announced Purple Panda and basically invited him into the room. Now they're gonna freak out and start crying like little bitches when he comes in? You asked for it, man up. You don't see porn stars crying when their Big Sausage Pizza arrives. They made the call, they knew what they were in for. (Maybe not the best analogy there, but you get the point.) You gotta admire McFeely's composure, though. He's not about to rip the panda's head off and ruin the illusion forever just to save these kids the stress of a few nightmares. That would just be unprofessional.

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