Something I was told I needed to write about was something that I wasn't really sure that happened. I always had my suspicions but I was never positive because I have trouble waking up in the morning. I've been informed that it's common practice for a girl who has a guy sleep over to wake up early in the morning, put makeup on and get ready for the day, then lay back down in bed, pretending she woke up like that. The sun comes through the window, shines on her face and you believe that you have a model in your bed.

I'm on the fence with how I feel about this. On the one hand I don't like the idea of being swindled by a woman the second I wake up, on the other she's already dolled up. Besides the plus side with this knowledge is that since she's already awake and only pretending to wake up means that she's primed and ready for morning coitus, immediately followed by her cooking breakfast. So I guess you have to take the bad with the good. Sure it's not the real her you're waking up to, she might actually be a troll when she wakes up without makeup, but you get a girl who's looking her best, sex and breakfast. You can't beat that.

TL;DR Girls who put on makeup first thing in the morning before a guy wakes up is a girl who's ready to start her day early.

Posted by Atkins under Guy's Perspective