In the past, college students have found new ways to ingest alcohol besides just drinking it like a normal person. Drinking turned into keg stands, funnels, pouring it into your fucking eye, and butt chugging. The latter being the cause for one student from the University of Tennessee being sent to the emergency room. Turns out that butt chugging is an efficient way of getting alcohol into your system, even if you have to admit that you poured alcohol up your ass. Saturday morning officers found drunk students strewn about at the Phi Kappa Alpha house, finding Alexander P. Broughton who was believed to have a blood-alcohol level over .40. He was admitted to the hospital but made a recovery.

I would love to say that any moron would know better than to let somebody pour alcohol in their ass, I would really love to. But a challenge is a challenge, and you don't turn down a challenge. Obviously Broughton was most likely forced to do it by frat bros because they're douchebags who like to touch each other at night, but for the rest of us, this type of activity comes in the form of a challenge. And any man who's worth his salt will take up any challenge given to him, regardless of how idiotic, dangerous, or ludicrous it may be. So do I think Broughton is an idiot? Of course I do. But I also think that it could happen to any guy.

TL;DR A college student has to be admitted to the hospital after he butt chugs boxed wine at a frat house.

Alcohol ‘enema’ sends student to ER; fraternity chapter suspended [Knox News]

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