I think by now everybody should know how much I hate kids and this story should only further prove why. Cashier Jason Perry was arrested August 21 at Aldi supermarket in Middletown, Conn. for disorderly conduct. After a four-year-old child repeatedly called him fat and his mother stood by and laughed, he knocked the kid's hat off. That's when the mother didn't find it funny anymore and called the police. Perry said he did it because he wanted to show the mother, who was laughing like a horse I imagine, that the child was being rude.

Some may say that it's not Perry's job to discipline somebody else's child, and I agree with you, it's not his job. It's his job to punch that kid in the face as hard as his body will allow. That's what happens to people who want to make jokes and can't defend themselves. It's a valuable lesson to be learned because it's not as funny when that kid gets to high school, bullies somebody else and then everybody wonders how a school shooting happened. At least he didn't encounter me because there's no laws against me telling him and his mother exactly what I think of them, and there's not enough therapy in the world for that. It would be worse than sucker punching him but without all the consequences.

TL;DR A cashier is arrested for teaching a douchebag kid that he's an asshole.

PD: Clerk Arrested For Knocking Cap Off Child Who Repeatedly Called Him 'Fat' [Middletown Patch]

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