Florida seems to be having a strange problem with its drivers, they just won't seem to stop crashing into post offices. Just this year alone there have been eight accidents in Central Florida involving a driver crashing into a post office. It has gotten so bad that the U.S. Postal Service has had to go to the length of sending out helpful tips to keep Floridians from crashing into them. They include things like watching what you're doing, paying attention, checking if your foot is on the gas or brake, and checking if your car is in drive or reverse; you know, things you do all the time when you drive.

This is what happens when old people make up one-third of your entire driving population in a state. Only a person who should have been put out of their misery years ago could mix up their gas and brake pedals. It's probably because they were in a rush to get to the early bird special at their favorite diner. They wouldn't dare ruin one of their daily rituals because then they might die. The elderly are very superstitious as to what may take them in the night, they're a strange breed. That's why they drive so erratically, they want to take out as many young people as they can on their way out. The more they run over the more time they have on Earth.

TL;DR Florida has a serious problem with its drivers crashing into post offices.

U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices [Yahoo!]

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