When I was in college I used to write papers for other people because college is a joke. After all if you're going to be spending all of your parents money you might as well get straight As by not doing anything. But why have another student do your work when you can pay somebody with a degree to do it? At UnemployedProfessors.com, a website that doesn't give a damn about how wrong you think it is, they pay unemployed college professors to write students' papers for them. This way you always have an original paper, so technically you didn't plagiarize. 

So with this website up and running what exactly is the point of going to college anymore? Cheating was so prevalent before that it was almost laughable. Anybody who says that it's hard to cheat in college is either downright lying or hoping you won't see the truth all around you when you get there. Working hard is for suckers, and now you can cheat without a chance of being caught. Although for the smarter college students who were selling their brains to their peers to pay for their skittles and porn (honestly, who pays for porn anymore?), they're going to have to find something else to make money.

TL;DR If you don't want to write your own papers anymore you can simply pay unemployed college professors write it for you.

‘We make your papers go away’: Website has unemployed profs writing students’ essays [National Post]

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