I'm not a child, at least I would like to think I'm not, but if this happened to me I would walk out of the theater and punch the first employee I saw in the face, man or woman. I hate scary movies to my core, but having one sprung on me in a surprise "fuck you and your inability to watch horror movies" moment would be enough to send me into a rage. I wouldn't even be prepared for it; sitting there waiting for the hilarious antics of animated wildlife on their third adventure, because there's apparently an audience for that type of thing, and now the child sitting next to me has a black eye because I punched her as I jumped out of my seat like a little girl. That doesn't make me look like much of a man and it's offensive.
TL;DR A movie theater accidentally shows Paranormal Activity 4 instead of Madagascar 3 to an audience of children.
Children flee movie ‘screaming’ after theater shows ‘Paranormal Activity 4’ instead of ‘Madagascar 3’ [NY Daily News]
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