If there is any reason to not have a cat more than this I don't know what would be. Not only are cats evil, you can tell by the way they stare at you and knock all your shit off the counters, but they are actively trying to kill you too. They trick you by being playful and fluffy but the second you look away they're infecting you with parasites. Why? Because fuck you, that's why. The only cat on the planet that's worth a damn is my cat Fritz, but that's only because he goes to the bathroom outside like a dog. You can't get infected if you're not cleaning up your cat's poop.
TL;DR Cats can infect women with a parasite that changes the way their brain operates making them want to kill themselves.
Study Links Cat Litter Box to Increased Suicide Risk [Yahoo!]
Posted by Atkins under Science