5 Ways Facebook is Making You a Terrible Person
By Anthony on March 28, 2013
The internet is amazing. It has enabled us to connect with people and share our worlds in ways we could have only imagined just a few short years ago. But, like a great drug, there are negative side effects to the internet. And Facebook is one of them. I know, I know, there are some things you love about Facebook, mainly involving Halloween and Summer photo albums for guys and Pinterest for girls. But Facebook is doing other things to you besides raising your boners and raising your...girl boners for household knick-knacks. It's quite possibly ruining your life, because...READ MORE
The internet is amazing. It has enabled us to connect with people and share our worlds in ways we could have only imagined just a few short years ago. But, like a great drug, there are negative side effects to the internet. And Facebook is one of them. I know, I know, there are some things you love about Facebook, mainly involving Halloween and Summer photo albums for guys and Pinterest for girls. But Facebook is doing other things to you besides raising your boners and raising your...girl boners for household knick-knacks. It's quite possibly ruining your life, because...READ MORE
30 Things That Suck
By Anthony on May 24, 2012
I’ve grown rather cynical in my old age of 24. I’ve heard it said over and over that your mid-20’s are the worst years of your life, probably because I repeat that fact to myself every morning in the mirror. In an effort to harness that pessimistic energy and share it with you, I have comprised a list of things in life that just plain suck. These are things and experiences we all share, but rarely discuss. And so, my friends, I ask you to let the hate flow through you as we recognize these 30 things that suck...READ MORE
I’ve grown rather cynical in my old age of 24. I’ve heard it said over and over that your mid-20’s are the worst years of your life, probably because I repeat that fact to myself every morning in the mirror. In an effort to harness that pessimistic energy and share it with you, I have comprised a list of things in life that just plain suck. These are things and experiences we all share, but rarely discuss. And so, my friends, I ask you to let the hate flow through you as we recognize these 30 things that suck...READ MORE
5 Stages of Freshman Year in the Real World
By Anthony on April 24, 2012
The transition from college into real life is every bit as hard as it seems. It's an emotional roller coaster that one can only understand by undergoing the experience first-hand. Luckily for you, my ability to capture this experience in a second person narrative is uncanny to say the very least. So strap in and get comfortable as I take you on a journey through the 5 Stages of Your Freshman Year in the Real World....READ MORE
The transition from college into real life is every bit as hard as it seems. It's an emotional roller coaster that one can only understand by undergoing the experience first-hand. Luckily for you, my ability to capture this experience in a second person narrative is uncanny to say the very least. So strap in and get comfortable as I take you on a journey through the 5 Stages of Your Freshman Year in the Real World....READ MORE
Top 21 Upcoming Movies of 2012
By Anthony on April 9, 2012
For those of you who thought, "Damnit, now that I saw Titanic 3D I have nothing to look forward to in the theaters for the rest of the year," I want you to stop reading right now and kill yourself. Now that those useless persons are no longer with us, I present to you a list of 21 must-see movies coming out in 2012 in order from kind of awesome to mind-blowingly epic...READ MORE
For those of you who thought, "Damnit, now that I saw Titanic 3D I have nothing to look forward to in the theaters for the rest of the year," I want you to stop reading right now and kill yourself. Now that those useless persons are no longer with us, I present to you a list of 21 must-see movies coming out in 2012 in order from kind of awesome to mind-blowingly epic...READ MORE
4 Scientific Reasons Why Monogamy is Failing
By Anthony on April 2, 2012
Until very recently, I was a firm believer that single was the way to go. I went through college without having a relationship last any longer than 3 months because I thought the whole idea of being with only one person was impossible and stupid. It just didn’t feel natural. However, when you find someone equally as awesome as you who likes the same awesome stuff, laughs at your awesome jokes, and has the same generally awesome outlook on life, the desire grows to form a monogamous relationship with that person. For those of you who have found that, congratulations, you’ve become a normal member of our society. For those of you who haven’t, well, science says you might be onto something....READ MORE
Until very recently, I was a firm believer that single was the way to go. I went through college without having a relationship last any longer than 3 months because I thought the whole idea of being with only one person was impossible and stupid. It just didn’t feel natural. However, when you find someone equally as awesome as you who likes the same awesome stuff, laughs at your awesome jokes, and has the same generally awesome outlook on life, the desire grows to form a monogamous relationship with that person. For those of you who have found that, congratulations, you’ve become a normal member of our society. For those of you who haven’t, well, science says you might be onto something....READ MORE
Wrestlemania 28 Preview and Predictions
By Mowry on April 1, 2012
Ahh yes, Wrestlemania 28 is finally upon us this Sunday in Miami, Florida, live on pay-per-view. The WWE has done their job and put together a very good card that should make for one of the better Wrestlemania's in recent history. The event is highlighted by John Cena taking on The Rock in his hometown, after they have been building up their showdown for almost a year now...READ MORE
Ahh yes, Wrestlemania 28 is finally upon us this Sunday in Miami, Florida, live on pay-per-view. The WWE has done their job and put together a very good card that should make for one of the better Wrestlemania's in recent history. The event is highlighted by John Cena taking on The Rock in his hometown, after they have been building up their showdown for almost a year now...READ MORE
A Guide To Day Drinking
By Anthony and Atkins on March 20, 2012
Day drinking is a rather ambitious activity. Very rarely does something that starts out so great end up so bad. Somewhere in between soaking up the sun, crushing your 10th beer and wandering around aimlessly with complete strangers, things go horribly wrong. You're never really sure when that time is coming either. One moment you're having a grand time in the sun, the next you're contemplating how hard it is to run and jump from rooftop to rooftop...READ MORE
Day drinking is a rather ambitious activity. Very rarely does something that starts out so great end up so bad. Somewhere in between soaking up the sun, crushing your 10th beer and wandering around aimlessly with complete strangers, things go horribly wrong. You're never really sure when that time is coming either. One moment you're having a grand time in the sun, the next you're contemplating how hard it is to run and jump from rooftop to rooftop...READ MORE
21 Things I'm Not Giving Up for Lent
By Anthony on February 24, 2012
Last year when someone asked me what I was giving up for Lent, I responded with “A religion that forces people to be intolerant of anyone who’s different from them.” Judging by the blank look of shock on their face, I came to the conclusion that it’s not socially acceptable to answer that way. So this year, instead of being standoffish, I decided to just pull the same move I pulled with my New Year’s Resolutions and reverse it. Here are 21 things I am most certainly not giving up for Lent....READ MORE
Last year when someone asked me what I was giving up for Lent, I responded with “A religion that forces people to be intolerant of anyone who’s different from them.” Judging by the blank look of shock on their face, I came to the conclusion that it’s not socially acceptable to answer that way. So this year, instead of being standoffish, I decided to just pull the same move I pulled with my New Year’s Resolutions and reverse it. Here are 21 things I am most certainly not giving up for Lent....READ MORE
5 Things To Remember When Asking A Friend To Fix Your Computer
By Demetrius on February 17, 2012
For some reason that I'll never understand people have absolutely no problem with asking a friend to fix their computer. This is something you won't see in literally any other field. When people ask for help on a car they do it together. When people need help with something around the house, it's a team effort. You need a virus cleaned off your computer and only your nerdy friend can help you because they're nerdy so they must know everything about fixing computers. I'm here to help you before you lose another friend...READ MORE
For some reason that I'll never understand people have absolutely no problem with asking a friend to fix their computer. This is something you won't see in literally any other field. When people ask for help on a car they do it together. When people need help with something around the house, it's a team effort. You need a virus cleaned off your computer and only your nerdy friend can help you because they're nerdy so they must know everything about fixing computers. I'm here to help you before you lose another friend...READ MORE
10 Moments of Realization That Welcome You INto Adulthood
By Anthony on February 16, 2012
I remember thinking when I was a kid how cool life would be as an adult. I promised myself as soon as I got the opportunity I’d go to city hall, get my official stamp of adulthood and ride off into the sunset to live a care-free life. Even through high school and college I thought for some reason there was a special adult ceremony where you get initiated into the real world...READ MORE
I remember thinking when I was a kid how cool life would be as an adult. I promised myself as soon as I got the opportunity I’d go to city hall, get my official stamp of adulthood and ride off into the sunset to live a care-free life. Even through high school and college I thought for some reason there was a special adult ceremony where you get initiated into the real world...READ MORE
The 2012 Grammys: a Play-by Play
By Anthony on February 13, 2012
Allow me to begin by saying that this was a big Sunday for me. Usually I spend my Sundays on the couch like a slob eating junk food and watching TV hungover. Today I spent on the couch like a slob eating junk food and watching TV not hungover. Big step for me. This means that I’m not an alcoholic. Apparently I’m just plain lazy...READ MORE
Allow me to begin by saying that this was a big Sunday for me. Usually I spend my Sundays on the couch like a slob eating junk food and watching TV hungover. Today I spent on the couch like a slob eating junk food and watching TV not hungover. Big step for me. This means that I’m not an alcoholic. Apparently I’m just plain lazy...READ MORE
5 Reasons Being A Comedy Writer Is Harder Than It Seems
By Atkins on February 10, 2012
Some people think that writing jokes all day for the internet is easy work, and for the most part it is, if that's all we had to actually do. Even then it's not the easiest because you don't always have ideas off the top of your head. When people are sitting, waiting for you to post something hilarious and for some reason you can only stare at the wall wondering how those spots got there. I'd like to walk you through the things that cause me grief on a day-to-day basis... READ MORE
Some people think that writing jokes all day for the internet is easy work, and for the most part it is, if that's all we had to actually do. Even then it's not the easiest because you don't always have ideas off the top of your head. When people are sitting, waiting for you to post something hilarious and for some reason you can only stare at the wall wondering how those spots got there. I'd like to walk you through the things that cause me grief on a day-to-day basis... READ MORE
10 Absurd Super Bowl Prop Bets
By Mowry on February 2, 2012
Millions and millions of dollars are wagered on the Super Bowl each year, but you don't need to be a die-hard sports fan to get in on some of the action. The Super Bowl offers almost 500 prop bets you can wager on, some that have absolutely nothing to do with the game itself. I'm here to give you the 10 most absurd bets you can wager on for this years Super Bowl according to bovada.com... READ MORE
Millions and millions of dollars are wagered on the Super Bowl each year, but you don't need to be a die-hard sports fan to get in on some of the action. The Super Bowl offers almost 500 prop bets you can wager on, some that have absolutely nothing to do with the game itself. I'm here to give you the 10 most absurd bets you can wager on for this years Super Bowl according to bovada.com... READ MORE
Shit Girls Like
By Anthony on January 20, 2012
This list might not highlight things that girls actually like. I’ll just throw that out there right now. However, what it will be pointing out are things that girls seem to be infatuated with according to intelligent men like myself. For instance, family might be very important in a girl’s life, but all she ever talks about is her dog, therefore leading us to believe that she cares more about pets than actual human beings who created her, provided for her, and raised her. So...prepare for this list to go in that direction.
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This list might not highlight things that girls actually like. I’ll just throw that out there right now. However, what it will be pointing out are things that girls seem to be infatuated with according to intelligent men like myself. For instance, family might be very important in a girl’s life, but all she ever talks about is her dog, therefore leading us to believe that she cares more about pets than actual human beings who created her, provided for her, and raised her. So...prepare for this list to go in that direction.
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6 Ways to Ruin Your Chances with WOmen (In College)
By Anthony on January 5, 2011
People wonder why I come off as such an expert on the college experience. I write columns and articles about how to have success with women, share important overall college lessons, and I’ve even recounted first hand experiences of my suave demeanor among the ladies. But before I became the smooth, charming gentleman I am today, I had to first learn my lessons the hard way – by fucking up a few times. Here are 5 of my biggest fuck-ups and how you can learn from me and avoid doing the same yourself... READ MORE
People wonder why I come off as such an expert on the college experience. I write columns and articles about how to have success with women, share important overall college lessons, and I’ve even recounted first hand experiences of my suave demeanor among the ladies. But before I became the smooth, charming gentleman I am today, I had to first learn my lessons the hard way – by fucking up a few times. Here are 5 of my biggest fuck-ups and how you can learn from me and avoid doing the same yourself... READ MORE
